May 2012
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gustingrons:
i’m not asking for world peace, i just want to be able to unfollow deactivated blogs man
cytoplasms:
i always feel like an inconvenience to people like even at stop signs or crosswalks i always run to the other side of the road as fast as i can because i feel like if i walk too slow i’ll make the drivers angry
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How I feel when I roleplay:
tsunderefemsoldier:
me: ends up feeling bad for the serial killer or villain instead of the victim
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Guys, I just want to get a huge group of...
jammy-john:
bl4ck-w1d0w:
hecklocki:
solar-tsunami:
castielandsherlockstolethetardis:
heysammy:
avengeallthethings:
—My hopes and dreams
Maybe even even add an “All hail Loki, God of Mischief”
oh my god yes.
Accepted.
god yes, count me in.
ILL BE THERE
This is the most beautiful idea I have ever seen.
I really want this
The internet is so convenient
harry-manback:
pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:
glowingelephant:
slayingdarkness-withbelief:
siempre-chill:
what the fuck should I make for dinner
what the fuck should I listen to now
what the fuck should I do today
what the fuck should I do with my life
where the fuck should I go for drinks
what’s the fucking weather
omg i knew what the fuck should i make for dinner but this...
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me: *goes to see avengers*
me: That film
me: I liked it
me: *throws wallet at ticket vendor*
me: ANOTHER!
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Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
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peanutbutterandbananasandwich:
kai-face:
snarkylittleshark:
bokunodrogo:
cocokat:
blindjokes:
reapershadcat:
jordean:
boysandtheirsalt:
castianity:
#why do i have so many shameful gpoys
#CAN I TEXT MY WIFE?
#batman
#Jensen Ackles
I’m not even making this up.
#reminds me of salmon mmm
food poisoning sounds like a fun way to kick it
#bORDS
well there are worse ways...
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windycarnage:
drohne:
I think you guys call this ‘sadstuck’
what am i doing im making myself cry
oh my god im gonna cry…
Watchtorrilla:
Tom Hiddleston Performs Henry V Monologue on Hoppus on Music
okay yes i found a completely accurate portrayal...
pliablepaladin:
thorhead:
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
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moraniarty:
sometimes i just remember that i haven’t actually met my internet friends in real life and they live thousands of miles away. and that they actually have a house and a family and go to school or college and they do stuff and they exist not on the internet and then i realise how fragile our friendship is
like they could just get bored and never log on again and that would be it
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Causes of World War I
Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
Germany: Make me bitches
steveholtvstheuniverse:
merunari:
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